Ah, BC: a legacy strip that is actually very slightly funnier now that its original creator has shuffled off this mortal coil. A couple of years ago, this joke would have involved God and implied that the readers were damned.
I have figured out how to paste actual words into an actual comic! The font I have chosen is different from bats' (because bats' actually costs money), but it is still pseudo-medieval, so that's all right.
Fowele: Whafore hast tho spectacules?
Tortuse: Ich spente halfe an howre yestereven raviching an helm.